Monday, February 22, 2010

Living on the Edge Eternally

Story by James

Let’s get this straight this really happened and I am really old and I really am one of the founders of the N.U.S.A.
It all started back on that faithful day. One day I was tired so I got an Amp energy drink from my fridge. I opened it when suddenly it started to glow a brilliant blue and then wham I was driven into my chest by some unseen force. It knocked me out cold. I was out cold for a couple of hours when I awoke I thought I just fell asleep. Then I remembered the can hitting me. So I got up and stepped on the can it did not hurt. And I mean I just crunched the can to where it would have cut really deep but like I said it did not hurt. So I got curious and looked at the can closely and saw that it had the letters XYZAA in small letters. I thought that that was weird. I thought that I was just imaging that I did not get hurt. So I looked at my foot and there was no scar or bruise. But then I tripped on my coffee table and then I hit my head. It would have killed me. So to see if I was really immortal I took out my Smith and Wesson 44 magnum and shot myself in the shoulder and there was not even a scratch. But I was fine.
The next few years I was having a lot of fun. For instance I would jump of my fifty foot tree and dive head first into my pool and stand up. So for a really cool experience I rented and airplane and jumped out of it at 100,000 feet and dived head first into my pool. I caused a BIG crater and I was laughing very hard.
I was very bored because I was out of stuff to do so I decided to go to Africa and hunt without a gun or a knife. So that only left my bare hands.
Two months later I got to Africa. From there I went to look for a rhino that would give me a challenge. I found him and he charged me the second he saw me. This gave me enough time to leap up and grab him by the horn and hang on for my dear life. After awhile I jumped off and he challenged me once more. This time I was ready for him. I ran at a tree and flipped off of it and landed on his back this surprised him and he jumped and tried to roll on me but I simply hung on. So after awhile we were at a cliff and he ran off of it. He then landed with a crash. I on the other hand landed on a huge rock the rock crumbled but I was fine. Later I was wondering around and I found a baby elephant that was abandon by his mother. He was weak but I nursed him back to health. He grew up to be the biggest elephant in Africa. He was thought holy by the Maasai he was there local tribe god. He was called Tibioco the Great or Tibi for short. He was well trained by me and how to train an elephant for dummies. One day I made the mistake of letting the tribesmen see me ride Tibi the Maasai thought that I was evil so they arrested me and I went with no objection. At the time I thought could convince them that I was simply Tibi’s friend. They didn’t take it they sentenced me to a challenge that could set me free or kill me. I had to have elephant meat tided around my neck and defeat a cheetah, a lion, and a Tiger with my bare hands.
I decided to say this when they got me to the Valley Of The Shadow (that’s where they hold the ceremony) I said this to their leader “Chunkinacacunck” which translates into “Bring on the little kittens boar face”. This really got all the tribesmen angry. So they got the cats there. I was laughing the whole time because the cats were intimidated by. This was because I showed no fear and roared back at the lion when he roared at me. They then were let loose and went after me. The lion leaped at me and was stopped dead when I dropped kicked him in the nose. The tiger was knocked down when I threw the lion at him. The cheetah was killed when I duck at the same time he jumped at me. He was knocked out because the valley wall was rather hard. I whistled and Tibi came to my aid. I got on his back and he took of faster than Satin ran from Holy Water. We got away from their only to be ambushed by their warriors. They all had rage in their eyes. I told Tibi to run as I got off of him. He did as he was told. I dropkicked the first guy right off of his war rhino. I fought with them for a little while before the chief came and said “go free and do not hurt him or Tibi as he calls him”. I thanked him and as I leaf the guy I dropkicked came at me with a knife he was very surprised to see me grab his arm and throw him twelve feet. The chief banished him and he swore his revenge.
I found Tibi at this grassy plain and he was looking at this herd of elephants. I told him he could go to that herd as long as he did not let the females abandon their young. I he understood me and then I said I find you again.
Back in the US I got a job as a computer hacker for the government. I stayed there for 6 years before I faked my death and changed my name. Luckily I was good with computers and faked all new papers and passports.
I then moved to the Bahamas were I stayed low for thirty years. Then I got on a plane and went to Africa to Find Tibi.
I got to Africa and rented a 4- wheeler because I did not know where Tibi was so after I found were Tibi was I walked up to him and he looked bad. I saw that he was missing an eye and missing part if a tusk. I walked with him for awhile then I turned around to see the flash of a gun and Tibi fall over and die. He guy I had dropkicked years before. When he saw me he ran for his land rover and I got back to my 4-wheeler. I chased him back to the village of the Maasai were he tried to run away. He got on his land rover and pulled out my 44 magnum that I had brought with me from the Bahamas. I shot out his two back tires and shot the steering wheel. It caused the air bag to go off.
The chief to who was the same one as the one before sentenced the man to 500 years in prison for his crimes. I got on a plane and went back to the Bahamas and faked my death a second time in 40 years.
After I had my new identity I moved to South America. Were I stayed for 150 years before going back to the US were on my way to were I used to live I got in a two car fatal accident. I got out of the car to find that the other person had come out alive. I asked her if she was okay and I saw she did not even have scratch on her. I asked her if she had had an Amp energy drink. She had said yes. So she asked me if I was an immortal. I then she had pulled out a gun and shot me. I did not die. So she said that’s okay because so am I.
So she and I were the only humans that were immortal. She had said her real name was Etain Sestain and she was as old as I was. Her and I went to California and stayed hidden for 350 years.
One day I was outside when I saw these servant robots had weapons and had corralled all the people inside the streets and said all who rebel will be killed. I had decided it was time for action. I grabbed my really old 44 magnum and ran outside. I shot and killed six robots. Then I was down to my hands. Over the span of 350 years I took up Karate and was one of the best in the world. So I took on 194 robots by myself. I heard gun shots and saw Etain coming towards me shooting lots of robots and she was also using her hands. She and I were back to back when. I saw people holding cleavers, clubs, and saws. We fought robots for several years and finally I had decided after I was done with the war I would start a new life.
Two years later we killed the last robot and we only lost three people and they went down guns ablazeing but sadly they were over whelmed. I was one of the founders of the New United States of America or the N.U.S.A. I was to be made president but gave the job to my 137th cousin.
I am now with my partner on the beaches of Hawaii enjoying our some R and R. Isn’t that right Etain. Yep so where do we go from here? I don’t know where do we go from here. Well I was thinking lets go jump off a cliff and land in a volcano. Deal.

Magical Sundrop

Story by Isaac

One day when I (Isaac) was in the last year of college. After school one day I went to the brand new POP machine. I was the first one to get to the pop machine, and I decided to get a “Sundrop.” I had never heard of “Sundrop” before, but I wanted to try it out. It was wonderful! I felt like my whole body had changed. But it did because two minutes later I got in a fight with Andrew Schmidt. And found out I was invincible! After I graduated and all I joined the Army. So I helped my country in a few ways, even though I got captured a few times it didn’t harm me because I was invincible.
After I was done with the army I became a musician, just to pass the time by. I wanted to save up my money and buy a Bugotti and nice house. The musician career didn’t give me that much money, so I became a movie star. I finally got enough money to buy myself a Bugotti, nice house and a few other things. I decided to go to Germany and bring my Bugotti with me and go a full two-hundred and fifty three miles per hour. “That’s what I call fun! Even though I trashed it, but insurance covered it all.
I decided to rob a casino. I did and got myself about five hundred and sixty million. With that money I bought a privet jet (first class). And went to every country in the world. I tell you what, some of those countries were not fun because I found out my jet wasn’t invisible. I visited all two hundred some countries, and learned all seven thousand some languages. Then I spent a few million and went to the moon. After I got back from space I started a collection, a collection of all the minerals from the earth, the moon and Mars. That only took me like two hundred and twenty some years.
Now I am famous for it and probably everyone in the world knows that I am an invincible and everlasting person. So now all I do is this list of things for fun: jump into volcanoes, dive off the St. Louis Arch, the edge of the Grand Canyon, and every sky scraper in New York and in Tokyo Japan. And get the U.S. out of diet, own the most valuable baseball card in the world, have the biggest collection of cars and jets. And own all of the RHODIMUM in the world. That is half of what I would do. And if I am really board someday I will find out what was in that Sun drop that made me invincible and everlasting, but I probably wouldn’t give it to anyone.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Everlasting Andy

Story by Andy

May 12, 2012
It’s been twelve days since the battle at Death Cove. Death Cove is a beach in Northern Russia over by Alaska. I was with a brigade known as the Shawano County Brigade. After Death Cove we were sent to Forbs a little town about 10 miles from the cove. There were no enemy troops in the town. I wrote a letter to my parents telling them I’m ok and asking them if they could send some Sun drop up to Forbs.

May15, 2012
Somehow three days later there was a small case of Sun drop with a note that said love Mom and Dad, and be safe. I drank a bottle and gave a couple bottles to my friends before we had to move to the next town. By the time we left the six of us drank two bottles and were working on the third. Shortly after finishing the third bottle my brigade was walking between a forest. When we were in the middle of the forest on the road gun shots were fired. Five people were killed right away. Bob, John, Fred, James, Jacob, and I pulled out our 30cals.and unloaded on the Russians. Guns shots fired everywhere until it was my friends and 100 Russians. As we were fighting we noticed that all of the Russians bullets were going right through us. Time passed 30 minutes 45minutes 1 hour no one gained any ground. Finally we ran out of ammo. It was the six of us verse 20 Russians. We got up and charged the 20 Russians. Each of us took two Russians, took their guns, and still unharmed. We shot the other eight and radioed base about the ambushed the survivors, but not that 100bullets went through each of us, and yet didn’t die. Base told us to fall back to Forbs.

May 17, 2012
We arrived in Forbs late last night. This morning at 10:00a.m.500 Russians attacked the town. At the end of the battle 400 Russians had died. The six of us were captured by the 100 remaining Russians. We were sent to Moscow for questioning.

June 23, 2010
We arrived in Moscow on May 19. The six of us were beat, flogged, and tortured from May 19 – June 19th at 10:00 P.M. jets flew over Moscow and dropped bombs. This battle lasted until 1:00 A.M. two days later. The six of us were free, fed, and clothed. At 9:00 A.M. the next day the Russians counterattacked, this battle lasted until 11:00 P.M.

June 30, 2010
Bob, John, Fred, James, Jacob, and I were rewarded the Purple Heart and went to the Rank Master Sergeant.

Nov. 15, 2011
After our service we went our separate ways except for James and I who went to work on the family farm. Bob stayed in the military and right now is a general. John became a missionary and moved from country to country. Fred became an engineer and built military jets, bunkers, guns, and much more. So the six separated until the day when the Earths on fire and they’re the only ones left, or so I think we’re the only people that can live forever.

The Strange Soda

Story by Sam

One day, a girl named Sam was at her house eating some chips and drinking a Mellow Yellow. After a while she thought that the soda tasted weird. It wasn’t expired and she had no clue why it looked and tasted weird. She continued drinking it and continued her day like a normal day.
That afternoon, she started to feel different. She felt like she had grown. She measured herself, but she didn’t change. She went for a walk and there was a car driving down the road behind her. Sam didn’t see the car and it was going really fast. The car didn’t slow down and hit her. She fell to the ground with enough force that she could have been. She got up and discovered she didn’t even have a broken arm or leg. She was surprised that she wasn’t hurt or dead. She figured if she didn’t even get a scratch, she couldn’t get hurt in anything, or she could live through anything.
Sam at first loved being everlasting. She soon learned that she would have to move every few years. She stayed where she was for a few years, and moved to a large house in a clearing in the middle of a forest. She enjoyed the house and liked the space she had to live.
Sam lived in the clearing for about six years. She then moved to Orlando. She planned to live there for six years also. Wherever she decided to move she would stay there for six years. She loved living in Orlando and she also traveled to other cities in Florida. She was glad to be living in Florida and she was able to wherever where she wanted to whenever she wanted.
Sam was glad she could move wherever, but after a while she was tired of moving. She decided to try and find some deserted place that was good to live in and had a few people, like living in the country. She searched around and decided to live in a small town in Canada. It was like where she lived before, which she enjoyed, so she decided to move there. She went back to Los Angeles, where she was now living, and packed up again.
She had lived many places in her life, such as her town in Wisconsin, Orlando, New York City, Arizona, and Los Angeles, and now her small town in Canada. She was very glad to have a place where she didn’t have to worry about anyone finding out about her being everlasting. She had a neighbor who was now her friend. Sam’s neighbor was the only one who knew about her being everlasting.
When her friend died, though, she was very sad and bored. But she stayed on earth until Jesus returned but she was bored while waiting. She thought it was kind of nice being alone, but boring.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Magical Sun-Drop

Story by Ben

It’s 1941 and in the combat of WWII. I just got shot in the middle of my head without my helmet on. Yet, I did not die. The fact that I did not die was a miracle or just a lucky or weird happening. I am twenty-seven and I have a wife that I married before the war. It had been four years since I had last been in the states after returning. Time had passed, about two years and my wife and I started to notice that it seemed that people changed a little more than we did. People are our age started to look older and we didn’t. In made me think of getting shot in the head and not dying. Four years later I went on a hunting trip. I was making a new ground blind and I needed some more wood. So I found my old stand that I used before the war. In that very stand I found a bottle of Sun Drop. I t was weird though, the bottle was from nine years ago and the soda was still carbonated. It also still had its original color. The thing is though that my wife and I were the last people to be this stand. No other hunter knew about the stand, so the soda must be nine years old. Well that’s when it struck me; the Sun Drop in the stand is what made my wife and me everlasting. So it had to be the soda. At first I thought this was good, but then our family and friends started to die. This made us , sort of want to die in later years to come. Well, seeing how we couldn’t die we traveled the world and learned to speak 17 different languages. I served in 12 different wars, always carefully choosing the right side. Our lives haven’t been the best, but it hasn’t been bad. We do what we can with what’s been done.

Matthew Everlasting

Story by Matthew

Once there was a boy named Matthew who went to the zoo. Now this wasn’t just any zoo, it was the Official Zoo of America! Located in beautiful Sacramento, California, it’s rated the best zoo in the world. While he was at the zoo, an earthquake occurred. During the earthquake, Matthew hid in a lion’s den, and was safe. After the earthquake, he came out and found the entire zoo was on fire. As he walked through the fire he didn’t burn or die. So he decided to see if he could die. He tried everything. Shooting himself, but the bullet just went through him, taking a knife to his throat, but it just moved his skin. Nothing he tried worked. It was that very day that he found out he couldn’t he couldn’t die. So he decided to do something important with his life. So, he got a good paying job and after he saved up enough money as he needed, he decided to open up his own store; a vacuum store. When he first started his business, times were tough, so he always shopped at Copps. After having the vacuum store for 20 years and keeping up with his other job as an IT analyst, he had saved up one million dollars. Since he had a million, he didn’t need to worry about money so he made 1 day each month that people could get vacuum supplies while it lasted for free. After he got bored with that, he bought a baby grand piano but needed a house to go around it. His dream house was the same house that Bill Gates had. So having 1 million, he built his dream house. After a year or so he got tired of that too so he decided to travel the world. Since he had done so many free days, lots of people came to him with their vacuum problems and he became so rich he could give 1000 dollars to anyone and not care. So he traveled the world and decided to go to all his favorite places first and eventually everywhere else and especially to Australia to see the Koala bears. From then on he traveled the rest of the world and did whatever he wanted while still running his vacuum store forever.

Jacob Everlasting

Story by Jacob

One morning Jacob woke up to someone selling mystical (Sun Drop) so Jacob went over and bought one, it was the only one and the last. Then fifty years later Jacob looked the exactly the same, but everyone else changed so Jacob decided that he was immune to age but Jacob was totally wrong a few days after Jacob thought he was immune to age but Jacob was wrong. Few days later after Jacob thought that He was immune He was shot by a gang of people He fell down and then got back up then was shot again then fell down and got back up until the gangsters ran out of bullets then they ran away. Then He guessed that he was immortal and could not die. So then ten years later Jacob went to talk to an ancient man that was like Jacob He was an immortal being. He had found a cure to the everlasting power; he said it was at the bottom of the ocean in the cave of the Leviathan. So a few days later Jacob and the ancient man and Jacob decided to go down swimming in the ocean deeper and deeper until they started to get crushed by the oceans pressure then two giant glowing eyes appeared and with a tail appearing from the dark depths. Then the tail grabbed them and the Leviathan let out an air bubble that gave them air and support from the crushing depths then the great beast revealed itself showing that it was the Leviathan and the leviathan brought Jacob and the old man to his cave and asked them (what DO YOU SEEK ). And the ancient man and Jacob said the cure to the immortality. So the Leviathan gave them the cure to immortality and the Leviathan sent them back to the top. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END